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U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
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Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
Electra Heart - Singles
ITS 69 DEGREES OUTSIDE? WHY ARNT YOU ON FIRE?!?
There is a place called America. They use a thing called Fahrenheit. That is Fahrenheit. It even has the F. Calm your tits they’re not on fire just sort of cold
to kill a flappy bird
I started to be much happier in my relationships when I realized that I can only control myself. You’re just you, and you can live in the moment.
Cheers to a whole new season of loudly implied cannibalism.
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'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk
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